because I had this awesome password journal as a kid
but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time
so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again
but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid
but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries
so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha
haha
nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in
and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”